The Jellicle Chronicles The Parodies By Dennis C. Callin (Rumblepurr) Copyright © 2000 thru 2007 by Authors Last updated: December 23, 2011 HP7: The Dreadfull Yowls (Part 1 of TWO)

The following are the links to just the Parody chapters only… I really hope that none of you are offended by the stories offered here. Parodies are, by nature, supposed to poke fun at how a story is presented, or even the story itself. In each of the parodies, I have tried to give credit to the actual work and the people involved, and then I apologize to them. This section is supposed to be for entertainment, and not a criticism or anything like that. As I have stated, we should be able to laugh at ourselves, or we are taking things way too seriously… Please enjoy. NOTE: most of the parodies are rated PG-13 (although sometimes they nudge a bit towards an “R”…)

A JELLICLE XMAS CAROL (A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens)

A Community Theatre Production of Charles Dickens’ immortal classic…

BABBLELONG 5 (Babylon 5 – Gatherings) PART I – PART II

The last best hope for Jellicle-kind in the universe (Are we in trouble?)

With insane help by Melinshade and Prometheus (the Lempiäinens)

C*A*T*S (M*A*S*H – Richard Hooker) PART ONE – PART TWO

R & A Film on Jellicles in the Army Medical Corps… Kindest Fine!

CAT OF LA MUNCHIES (A Musical – Man of La Mancha) ACT ONE – ACT TWO

Another Community Playhouse production – Don Quixote put to music!

CHEWCATGO (A Musical – CHICAGO) ACT ONE– ACT TWO

1920’s – the Lawless Years… Perfect era for this parody… And All that Fizz…

CSI: CATS Scream Incessively (CSI: Crime Scene Investigation)

Eppysode Sick – “Who Are You Really?” The Lost Wages Crime Lab Team investigates crimes.

DEEPLY SPACED NINE (Star Trek: DS9 – Emmissary)

Bayshore and a Space Station come under Frauderation protection.

DRATULA (Dracula by Bram Stoker) PART ONE – PART TWO

The classic horror show about bloodsuckers – uh, Vampires, that is…

THE DUMMY (The Mummy by Universal Pictures) PART ONE – PART TWO

Explorers find a cursed mummy in the City of the Dead, and the Heathrow Jellicles find nausea in a parody…

EQUALNUTS (Star Trek: Voyager – Equinox) PART I – PART II

Deep in the Deva Quadrant, the USS VOYEUR encounters the USS EQUALNUTS.

FANDOM OF THE OPERA (A Musical – Phantom of the Opera) ACT ONE – ACT TWO

This Opera is definitely haunted by something as the Jellicles stage an Opera…

FAROUT STATION (Star Trek: TNG – Encounter at Farpoint)

The USS JELLICLE investigates strange happenings at FAR OUT STATION.

HAIRY PUTTER PARODIES

BOOK ONE – THE SORCEROR IS STONED (The Sorceror’s Stone)

A Jellicle Kitten finds out what it is to be a Whizzer…

BOOK TWO – THE CHAMBERPOT SECRETS (The Chamber of Secrets) – PART ONE – PART TWO

The further misadventures of Hairy Putter and the Motley Crude…

BOOK THREE – THE PRISONER OF BASKETLANDS (The Prisoner of Azkaban) – PART ONE – PART TWO – PART THREE

Hairy Putter’s Third Year – The plot and everything else thickens.

BOOK FOUR – THE GIBLETS ON FIRE (The Goblet of Fire) – PART ONE – PART TWO – PART THREE

Hairy Putter’s Fourth Year – Something wicked this way comes with the TriWhizzer Tournament…

BOOK FIVE – THE ODOR OF THE KLEENEX (The Order of the Phoenix) – PART ONE – PART TWO – PART THREE

Hairy Putter’s Fifth Year – Do NOT ask what can go wrong now… Hairy finds that out the hard way…

BOOK SIX – THE HALF DRUNK PUTZ (The Half-Blood Prince) – PART ONE – PART TWO–

Hairy Putter’s Sixth Year – What happens when Dumbiedork tutors Hairy and he discovers a Bartender’s Mix Book…

BOOK SEVEN – THE DREADFUL YOWLS (The Deathly Hallows) – TRAILER – PART ONE (1) – PART ONE(2) – PART ONE(3)

PART TWO(1) – PART TWO(2)

Hairy Putter’s Seventh Year – When one faces the fan that you have been throwing stuff at…

And yes, this brainchild was split into two parts and here are the rest…

HURLING IN THE RAIN (A Musical – Singing In the Rain) ACT ONE – ACT TWO

The Gene Kelly musical will never be the same in this version of the 1952 Film…

JOESCHLEP & the AMUSING TIE-DYED DREAMSHORTS (A Musical – Joseph & Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat )

ACT ONE – ACT TWO – ACT THREE

OY, this musical has a bunch of schemiels and shlimazels to drive you positively mishuggah…

JUST PLAIN CRAZY (A Musical – Crazy For You) ACT ONE – ACT TWO

The Jellicle Community Theatre ruins this Georgie & Ira Grrschwin’s award whinner…

LOTR – Book One (Lord of the Rings – Book One – “The Fellowship of the Rings”)

PART ONE - PART TWO

Mustardpiece Theatre goes all out to deny having anything to do with this parody on JRR Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings book.

MUNKUS TRAPP SUPERSTUD (A Musical – Jesus Christ Superstar) ACT ONE – ACT TWO

Uncle Webbie’s sacrilegious musical about a Silver Tabby who has the ‘Gift’… WARNING: Severe Brain Trauma can occur.

PEOPLES (A Musical – CATS) ACT ONE – ACT TWO

The Paramint Theatrical presentation of a trashed bunch of Prats…

THE SOUND OF MOOSICK (A Musical – The Sound of Music) ACT ONE- ACT TWO- ACT THREE

The Jellicle Production that proves hunting season should be year round…

STAR BORES IV (Star Wars – Episode IV “Appointment at the Death Star”) PART ONE – PART TWO

Paramint Studios begins shoveling out this drivel created by Georgie Lowcost.

STAR BORES V (Star Wars – Episode V “The Empire Strikes Back”) PART ONE – PART TWO

Paramint Studio upchucks the second of the series created by Georgie Lowcost.

STAR BORES VI (Star Wars – Episode VI “Return of the Jedi”) PART ONE – PART TWO

Paramint Studio upchucks the third of the series created by Georgie Lowcost.

STAR CATS (Star Trek—“Trouble With Tribbles”)

A dream Munkustrap has about an award-winning Star Trek episode

STAR WRECK (Star Trek – the Movie 2009) PART ONE - PART TWO

The new movie that was supposed to show us what happened before the 1960s TV Series.

STARBLIGHT EXCESS (A Musical – Starlight Express) ACT ONE – ACT TWO

Sponsored by the Jellicle Speedway, the cast unloads on this Webbie musical

TANFASTUCKS (A Musical – Fantasticks) ACT ONE – ACT TWO

The Paramint Theatrical production of a classic Off-Off-Off-OFF-Broadway show…

THE THREE MUSKRATEERS (The Three Musketeers by Alexandre Dumas) PART ONE – TWO– THREE – FOUR

All for One and One for all… And everyone for themselves in this classic swordfighting story of Louie XIII France…

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE…

Two Versions: the JELLICLE POEM and the PARODY… Our apologies to Clement Clark Moore and Henry Livingston.

WEST END STORY (A Musical – West Side Story) ACT ONE – ACT TWO

A filmed version of the 1961 Best Picture production of singing and dancing Street Gangs.

YOU’RE A BAD CAT, MACAVITY (A Musical – You’re a Good Man, Charlie Brown) ACT ONE – ACT TWO

A filmed version of the 1967 Musical featuring six Jellicles in search of PEANUTS…

THE RIO GREENROOM SERIES

ROOM ONE – The first in the series and the initial rant on the number of fandoms inside the mind of Rio…

ROOM TWO – The second of the series (D’uh!) and the further misadventures of the Heathrow gang inside a Rio Greenroom

ROOM THREE – The third of a series and a major renovation in the greenrooms takes place…

ROOM FOUR – The fourth of a series where the EW Tower is in danger of receiving higher stories…

ROOM FIVE – The fifth of a series celebrating the end of the Cat Year 2008…

ROOM SIX – the sixth of a series where we discover the ultimate conspiracy to take over the world.

A LITTLE NUT MUZAK (a Sadistic Parody) – by RIO

The ultimate – someone attempts to conquer the Jellicles! Who will it be?

RIOOK (Another Sadistic Parody) – By RIO

The conquest of NeverSpeller Land by the dreaded RIOOK – Can the Rumblepan win?

A CATS CARTOON

The caption says it all…

PARODY PICTURES

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