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The Jellicle ChroniclesThe ParodiesBy Dennis C. Callin (Rumblepurr) Copyright © 2000 thru 2007 by Authors Last updated: December 31, 2008Christmas Poem Parodies & Rio’s Green Room #5 |
The following are the links to just the Parody chapters only… I really hope that none of you are offended by the stories offered here. Parodies are, by nature, supposed to poke fun at how a story is presented, or even the story itself. In each of the parodies, I have tried to give credit to the actual work and the people involved, and then I apologize to them. This section is supposed to be for entertainment, and not a criticism or anything like that. As I have stated, we should be able to laugh at ourselves, or we are taking things way too seriously… Please enjoy. NOTE: most of the parodies are rated PG-13 (although sometimes they nudge a bit towards an “R”…)
A JELLICLE XMAS CAROL (A Christmas Carol – Charles
Dickens)
A Community Theatre Production of Charles Dickens’ immortal classic…
BABBLELONG 5 (Babylon 5 – Gatherings) PART I – PART II
The last best hope for Jellicle-kind in the universe (Are we in trouble?)
With insane help by Melinshade and Prometheus (the
Lempiäinens)
C*A*T*S (M*A*S*H – Richard Hooker) PART ONE
– PART TWO
R & A Film on Jellicles in the Army Medical Corps… Kindest Fine!
CAT OF LA MUNCHIES (A Musical – Man of La Mancha) ACT ONE – ACT TWO
Another Community Playhouse production – Don Quixote put to music!
CHEWCATGO (A Musical - CHICAGO) ACT ONE– ACT TWO
1920’s – the Lawless Years… Perfect era for this parody… And All that Fizz…
CSI: CATS Scream Incessively (CSI: Crime Scene Investigation)
Eppysode Sick – “Who Are You Really?” The Lost Wages Crime Lab Team investigates crimes.
DEEPLY SPACED NINE (Star Trek: DS9 - Emmissary)
Bayshore and a Space Station come under Frauderation protection.
DRATULA (Dracula by Bram Stoker) PART ONE - PART TWO
The
classic horror show about bloodsuckers – uh, Vampires, that is…
THE DUMMY (The Mummy by Universal Pictures) PART ONE - PART TWO
Explorers find a cursed mummy in the City of the Dead, and the Heathrow Jellicles find nausea in a parody…
EQUALNUTS (Star Trek: Voyager - Equinox) PART I – PART II
Deep in the Deva Quadrant, the USS VOYEUR encounters the USS EQUALNUTS.
FANDOM OF THE OPERA (A Musical – Phantom of the Opera) ACT ONE – ACT
TWO
This Opera is definitely haunted by something as the Jellicles stage an Opera…
FAROUT STATION (Star Trek: TNG – Encounter at Farpoint)
The USS JELLICLE investigates strange happenings at FAR OUT STATION.
HAIRY PUTTER PARODIES
BOOK ONE – THE
SORCEROR IS STONED (The Sorceror’s Stone)
A Jellicle Kitten finds out what it is to be a Whizzer…
BOOK TWO – THE CHAMBERPOT SECRETS
(The Chamber of Secrets) – PART ONE – PART TWO
The further misadventures of Hairy Putter and the Motley Crude…
BOOK THREE – THE PRISONER OF BASKETLANDS (The Prisoner of Azkaban) –
PART ONE – PART TWO – PART THREE
Hairy Putter’s Third Year – The plot and everything else thickens.
BOOK FOUR – THE GIBLETS ON FIRE
(The Goblet of Fire) – PART
ONE – PART TWO - PART THREE
Hairy Putter’s Fourth Year – Something wicked this way comes with the TriWhizzer Tournament...
BOOK FIVE – THE ODOR OF THE KLEENEX
(The Order of the Phoenix) – PART ONE – PART TWO – PART THREE
Hairy Putter’s Fifth Year – Do NOT ask what can go wrong now… Hairy finds that out the hard way…
JUST PLAIN CRAZY (A Musical – Crazy For You) ACT ONE
– ACT TWO
The Jellicle Community Theatre ruins this Georgie & Ira Grrschwin’s award whinner…
LOTR – Book One (Lord of the Rings – Book One – “The Fellowship of the
Rings”)
Mustardpiece Theatre goes all out to deny having anything to do with this parody on JRR Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings book.
PEOPLES (A Musical – CATS) ACT ONE – ACT TWO
The Paramint Theatrical presentation of a trashed bunch of Prats…
THE SOUND OF MOOSICK (A Musical – The Sound of Music) ACT ONE- ACT TWO- ACT THREE
The Jellicle Production that proves hunting season should be year round…
STAR BORES IV (Star Wars – Episode IV “Appointment at the Death Star”) PART ONE – PART TWO
Paramint Studios begins shoveling out this drivel created by Georgie Lowcost.
STAR BORES V (Star Wars – Episode
V “The Empire Strikes Back”) PART ONE – PART TWO
Paramint Studio upchucks the second of the series created by Georgie Lowcost.
STAR BORES VI (Star Wars – Episode
VI “Return of the Jedi”) PART ONE – PART
TWO
Paramint Studio upchucks the third of the series created by Georgie Lowcost.
STAR
CATS (Star
Trek—“Trouble With Tribbles”)
A dream Munkustrap has about an award-winning Star Trek episode
STARBLIGHT EXCESS (A Musical – Starlight Express) ACT ONE – ACT TWO
Sponsored by the Jellicle Speedway, the cast unloads on this Webbie musical
TANFASTUCKS (A Musical – Fantasticks) ACT ONE – ACT TWO
The Paramint Theatrical production of a classic Off-Off-Off-OFF-Broadway show…
THE THREE MUSKRATEERS (The Three Musketeers by Alexandre Dumas) PART ONE – TWO– THREE – FOUR
All for One and One for all… And everyone for themselves in this classic swordfighting story of Louie XIII France…
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE…
Two Versions: the JELLICLE POEM and the PARODY… Our apologies to Clement Clark Moore and Henry Livingston.
WEST END STORY (A Musical – West Side Story) ACT ONE – ACT TWO
A filmed version of the 1961 Best Picture production of singing and dancing Street Gangs.
THE RIO GREENROOM SERIES
ROOM ONE – The first in the series and the initial rant on the number of fandoms inside the mind of Rio…
ROOM TWO – The second of the series (D’uh!) and the further
misadventures of the Heathrow gang inside a Rio Greenroom
ROOM THREE – The third of a series and a major renovation in the greenrooms takes place…
ROOM FOUR – The fourth of a series where the EW Tower is in danger of receiving higher stories…
ROOM FIVE – The fifth of a series
celebrating the end of the Cat Year 2008…
A LITTLE
NUT MUZAK (a Sadistic Parody) – by RIO
The ultimate – someone attempts to conquer the Jellicles! Who will it be?
RIOOK (Another Sadistic Parody) – By RIO
The conquest of NeverSpeller Land by the dreaded RIOOK – Can the Rumblepan win?
The caption says it all…
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