The Jellicle Chronicles - Comic Section

BIZARRO Comic Strip by Dan Piraro - August 25, 2002 - The Press Enterprise Inland Empire Edition (Sunday) (Strip syndicated by Universal Press Syndicates.)

The original quote: "The night a cast member of CATS coughed up a hairball…"

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LAST UPDATE: December 16, 2006

1. (Rumblepurr) - "The Night Etcetera (Cettie) raised her head too quickly during the Tugger's Number."
2. (Ahdeya) - "The Night CATS returned to Broadway, and it is Theatre CRITIC Night…"
3. (Sorelli) - "The Night Victoria got stuck during the Invitation Dance…"
4. (Quicksilver) - "The Night Old Deuteronomy's costume fell off…"
5. (Jasen) - "The Night the original geriatric cast performed the 20th Reunion Tour…"
6. (ToonTown Kid) - "The Night Demeter beat up Macavity…"
7. (Freakazoid) - "The Night Mr. Mistoffelees' suit ripped during his conjuring turns…"
8. (Freakazoid) - "The Night Mr. Mistoffelees pulls off the red cape and reveals Jennyanydots…"
9. (Sillabubdem) - "The Night when the pyrotechnics went off wrong..."
10. (Sillabubdem) - "The Night when the boot dropped on Munkustrap's head..."
11. (Sillabubdem) - "The Night when Victoria's costume ripped during the leg-lift during the Invitation Dance."
12. (Sillabubdem) - "The Night when Grizabella tripped going up the staircase to the Heavyside Layer."
13. (Manderroses) - "The Night when Rumpleteazer didn't lower her head fast enough when Mungojerrie vaulted over her."
14. (Dreamteazer) - "The Night when the Rumpus Cat's unitard splits in mid-crawl..."
15. (Dreamteazer) - "The Night when Old Gus stole the show with an impromptu strip tease..."
16. (Cassandra) - "The Night when Paris Hilton played Bombalurina..."

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